OMG I HATE MY ROOM.
THERE'S LIKE THIS LIZARD CRAWLINGGG AROUND MY ROOM'S CEILING AND THERE ARE ANTS CRAWLING ALL OVER MY TABLETOP AND MY AIRCON'S SPOILT.
NOW MY ROOM'S BLOODY HOT AND STUFFY AND IM ITCHING ALL OVERRRR.
AND I SAW THIS HUGE COMMANDO ANT IN THE TOILET JUST NOW AND I HAD TO SMASH IT WITH THE BATHROOM SLIPPERS.
ANDAND NO MATTER HOW LOUD I SCREAM AND YELL AT THE BLOODY LIZARD, IT REFUSES TO CRAWL OUT OF MY ROOM, EVEN WHEN IT'S BLOODY NEAR THE WIDE OPEN DOORWAY.
AND IT'S LIKE CRAWLING ROUND AND ROUND MY CEILING.
BLOODY ANNOYINGGG.
(OMG WONT YOU EVER GET SICK AND TIRED OF MY ROOM!)

CHEESEBUNS!

THE HORRIBLE THING'S THAT MY PARENTS ASKED ME GO OVER TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE TO STAY IN ORDER TO STOP MY WHININGS.
THEY WOULD RATHER WANT THEIR DAUGHTER OUT OF THE HOUSE THAN TO CATCH THE BLOODY LIZARD.
OHMYGOODNESS CAN.
SE-RI-OUS-LY CHEESEBUNS.

THANKGOD DUCK STAYS JUST TWO ROADS AWAY FROM MY HOUSE.